Inside Chris Webber

Mayce Edward Christopher Webber III A.K.A. Chris Webber

I am the All Star 2004 MVP

I am the Best Rebounder of the league

I am the Best Blocker of the league

In Ranking I’m only outpaced by the German dude playing for Chicago alone

I’ve spend the last few years cleaning the shit for this fucking Kidd moron, Defensive player of the year is not suffisant anymore, I want the big award the one I deserve I am the best player of the league and I want people to recognize it.

I’m not even an offensive option in the team, playing hard for the Sheed and Jason Terry
We are the best trio in the league

I am fully confident that the little man in commend of the team will get us some other good players because the best player in the league deserve the best teammates.

Terry is the best pure shooter in the league, he knows how to put the ball in the circle… Sheed has an incredible energy, Inside he has all the moves.
Samaki is back after long injury period and he will help me block and rebound

Terell Brandon just joined the team, I am confident that he will be able to drive us in the good direction, he still has his Lakers legs you’ll see.

Ok, we might not be as good as the Magic, the Knicks, the Rockets or even the Lakers or the Suns but WE have the best player in the League: ME